Electrical Repair Technician Gifts

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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A young Don King

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

The Family Joules: Part 16

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The discovery of electricity...

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Pan Extension Chord

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council: