Electrician Work Gifts

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

The discovery of electricity...

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Pan Extension Chord

Solar Panel

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Battery Lighthouse

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."