Electrician Work Prints

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The Not-So Smart Meter

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The discovery of electricity...

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Pan Extension Chord

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Solar Panel

Battery Lighthouse

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Dummies Books.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.