Future Electrician Prints

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Light Bulb Moment

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

The Family Joules: Part 16

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

The discovery of electricity...

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Pan Extension Chord

Nuclear generation of energy.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."