Future Mechanic Prints

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Baby Potty Training Robot

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"It must be still charging."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Playing Doctors.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'