Future Mechanic T-Shirts

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Future garbage truck driver.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"It must be still charging."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Playing Doctors.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."