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"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Gracie's the only kid I know who analyses her halloween sweets before eating them.'

Hovercraft

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Father, Mother, I want to become an engineer!"

"It must be still charging."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

The first car accident.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Pipe Dream.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Ascent of Machine.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

A Hole in the Dike

Eureka!

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'