Aspiring Engineer T-Shirts

"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

The Idea of America.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Computer operator welding machine.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Crane fishing

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Never marry an engineer."

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Moses and the bridge.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Rainbow/Horizon

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"It must be still charging."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."