Aspiring Engineer T-Shirts

"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

The Idea of America.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

Moses and the bridge.

Baby Potty Training Robot

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Never marry an engineer."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"It must be still charging."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'