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'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

Car Repair for Dummies

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'Just call me Delia...'

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."

"You don't have any cooking experience? We should be able to get you a job at a hospital cafeteria."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'