Aspiring Mechanic Mugs

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'Just call me Delia...'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

"We try to give him a realistic outlook on life."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

"You don't have any cooking experience? We should be able to get you a job at a hospital cafeteria."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'