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'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor. And when my tricycle grows up, it's gonna be a carbon-neutral, high performance electric sports car."

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Bumpy Ride

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'I need both hands for steering.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Just call me Delia...'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'