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Life is a game and just once I'd like to make the playoffs!

What you have can only be cured if you're in a chance for gold in London.

Competitions.

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."