Aspiring Automobile Ace T-Shirts

New harder driving tests - Instructor saying 'Find a parking space'.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Bob's Driving School.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Dog Dreams

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

Exercise Car.

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'You need a lot more money.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

Ace Driving School - Crash Courses Available.

Car Auction

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"Believe me. No matter how many self help books you read, you will never become a formula one car."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'I plan on becoming an auto mechanic when I grow up. Would you settle for an estimate?'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor. And when my tricycle grows up, it's gonna be a carbon-neutral, high performance electric sports car."

Car Bonnet Lady

"Dad, I need a car! I have places to go and no way to get there!"

"Baldo, that's an $85,000 car."

"Since I know technology and not cars, I'll put it in terms that I know - my offline browser has been disabled."

"If I want to go anywhere, I have to be driven! And no one has more driving ambition than a guy who's saving up to buy a car!"

'I wish I could help, dad, but the only engines I know anything about are search engines.'

"This leaf tells me you are not ready to drive."

"I went electric a long time ago."

"I'm expecting a big win on the horses."