Aspiring Racer Gifts

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor. And when my tricycle grows up, it's gonna be a carbon-neutral, high performance electric sports car."

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Bumpy Ride

'I need both hands for steering.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Just call me Delia...'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'