Aspiring Roadster T-Shirts

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

What else is there to wish for?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Give Way To Cyclists

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'How am I doing?'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Always stick to the script.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Need money for lessons

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

In search of the American dream...

'I'm ready for my first lesson - how do i start it?'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

Trike lowrider

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.