Aspiring Roadster T-Shirts

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

What else is there to wish for?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Give Way To Cyclists

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'How am I doing?'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Need money for lessons

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

In search of the American dream...

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

'I'm ready for my first lesson - how do i start it?'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.