Aspiring Conqueror T-Shirts

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Homo Gamus

What else is there to wish for?

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Gamers

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Supermarket Merge

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

As he picked up the video game controller, the trap was sprung, and Ryan's mother forced him to fill out college applications.

Because it's there!

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

Speleologist

In search of the American dream...

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.