Introspective Conqueror T-Shirts

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Homo Gamus

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

X-ray Psychology.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Gamers

'You must heal yourself.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

James decided to stay in that night.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Reflection (with bubbles)

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Forming the adolescent personality

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Me when by BDD shows up

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."