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"Okay, Brian, it’s time to shut down your brain, quiet the anxious thoughts and begin to relax—just let it all go... and take a Valium."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

That party went well.

No Immediate Danger

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I asked you to hang a picture, how much more difficult can you make it?"

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Think - But not too much.

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Man with world on his shoulders

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

"You are right...testing shows you have chocolate in your DNA."

"I forgot to put bay leaf in the red beans and no one even noticed."

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"