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'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tension filled the tent.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

GCSEs

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Good Luck!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

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Back To School

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'What a control freak!'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'