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Humpty Dumpty on assault course

Rage.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

The Path

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Too big to fail

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

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"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Back To School

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

A Learning Curve.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

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