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'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

The trim reaper

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Good Luck!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

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'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

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"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'