Corporate Course Conqueror Mugs

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

The trim reaper

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Good Luck!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Yoga To-Do

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

For sale - Used only Once.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Supermarket Merge

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.