Course Conqueror Mugs

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

For sale - Used only Once.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Frustrated Golfer

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

'Don't quit now, Ernie - you've got a ‘no-hitter' going!'

'This is the tricky hole I mentioned.'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

"Don't touch it. I'm coming back there to play it where it lies."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

The trim reaper

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Supermarket Merge

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A Learning Curve.