Course Conqueror Prints

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

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Frustrated Golfer

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

'Don't quit now, Ernie - you've got a ‘no-hitter' going!'

'This is the tricky hole I mentioned.'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

The trim reaper

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

A Learning Curve.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

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