Curriculum Conqueror Mugs

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

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'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

The trim reaper

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Good Luck!

Am Awful Crammer.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

For sale - Used only Once.

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

A woman's work is never done!

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Final Exams Tip

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

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