Curriculum Conqueror Mugs

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

GCSEs

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

The trim reaper

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Good Luck!

Am Awful Crammer.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

For sale - Used only Once.

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

A woman's work is never done!

Final Exams Tip

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."