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'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

For sale - Used only Once.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

A Learning Curve.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Computer Gamers.

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."