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A Learning Curve.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

The trim reaper

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

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"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Computer Gamers.

To do list

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."