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Speleologist

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Crop duster wanted.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Moon Cave

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

A Learning Curve.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'I am not a robot.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Missing Sock

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

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