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"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Dentist Row

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

'First time?'

'Try to humour him.' 'He's in a filthy mood.'

'I know you're in there.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Busy day?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Crop duster wanted.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

A Learning Curve.

"How was your day?"

Access Denied!

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

Bear Office Worker

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

Contest to enter the University

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'I heard the boss is a control freak. He's very controlling and the employees freak out!'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday."

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."