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Space Conqueror T-Shirts
Bring their starry-eyed dreams to life with our fun space conqueror t-shirts—ideal for casual wear and showcasing their astronomical enthusiasm.
"It's time I got a bigger sword!"
Planting a Flag on the Summit
Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."
"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"
"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."
Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.
"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"
'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'
Access Denied!
"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"
Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.
'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)
"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."
Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.
"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"
"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."
Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.
'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'
Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way
"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."
No U Turn.
"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"
'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground
"Eureka!"
"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"
Old man with a zimmer frame grittier
"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."
"Whoopsy."
On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Hurricanes. We just suffered through the first "once-every-500-years" hurricane since the last "once-every-500-years" hurricane that happened just 12 years ago. My heart goes out to everyone who lost someone or something. And it also goes out to hurricanes like Harvey and Katrina, because this means war. Mother nature picked on the wrong species. Not sure who's worse: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, or Sadie Cohen. Wait ... she has a
It feels good to be first...
Man falls from above mountain summit.
King of the Mountain
'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'
"Okay, okay! I'll shovel the sidewalk!"
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