Giant Conqueror T-Shirts

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Occu-Pie Mars

Rage.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Rubbish and Everest

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'