Dragon Conqueror T-Shirts

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Crop duster wanted.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

To do list

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Missing Sock

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."