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'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"I like to stay on top of things."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Tourist in the desert

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid