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'Mountain goats are soft.'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

Bicycle puncture

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Hither and Yon sign

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

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Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

The Top of the Mountain.

BMX riding in Bavaria

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way