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'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Orienteering 101

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

The Top of the Mountain.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

BMX riding in Bavaria

You finished Netflix

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.