Camping Conqueror T-Shirts

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Commutobile

Just call me Picasso!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Stop staring"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Monday morning is nigh.

Painter's Duel.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

You finished Netflix

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Abstract painter

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'The mARTyr'

Speleologist

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

"My art is bigger than life."

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."