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Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"How's the salmon?"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"But mom, he followed us home!"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

BMX riding in Bavaria

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

The Top of the Mountain.

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."