Wilderness Conqueror Gifts

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"How's the salmon?"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"But mom, he followed us home!"

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Please use next mountain.

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

BMX riding in Bavaria