Land Conqueror Gifts

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Please use next mountain.

Skier gets caught in the thaw

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

The Top of the Mountain.

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Woman on Top

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Back in 10 minutes.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

The Conquest

"I’ve got two treats and a flask of bourbon when we reach the top. Bourbon’s mine."

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

For crying out loud, we're back where we started – You really are terrible with directions.

Clipping

"I just acquired absolute power and you've had it for quite a while now, so tell me... When does the absolute corruption start kicking in?"