List Conqueror Gifts

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Homo Gamus

Gamers

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Monday around 9PM.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Access Denied!

Contest to enter the University

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

E-mail

Computer Gamers.

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Woman is surrounded by yellow notes.

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

"The trouble with me is, I'm too busy to make money."