List Conqueror Gifts

The good news is, I'm granting your request for house arrest. The bad news is your wife's to-do list.

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Homo Gamus

Gamers

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Monday around 9PM.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Minister Starts at a New Church

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Access Denied!

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Contest to enter the University

Computer Gamers.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

E-mail

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

Woman is surrounded by yellow notes.

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

"The trouble with me is, I'm too busy to make money."