Line Conqueror Gifts

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Rage.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Must get a longer cable."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Crop duster wanted.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

A Learning Curve.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"We have two offices throughout the world."

The Conquest

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'