Question Conqueror Gifts

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

The Clever Clogs Quiz: Procrastination.

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Gamers

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Good Luck!

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Final Exams Tip

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

GCSE's

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'