Questionnaire Conqueror Gifts

". . . we got another dead online dater, just finished his 59,427th profile question."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

GCSEs

Gamers

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Good Luck!

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Final Exams Tip

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

GCSE's

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"