Critique Conqueror Gifts

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Editor.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"Okay, Brian, it’s time to shut down your brain, quiet the anxious thoughts and begin to relax—just let it all go... and take a Valium."

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"The classics can be so intimidating."

"Who do I complain to about your complaint department?"

"I know not the exact day nor hour of the second coming...or twenty four other world events."