Critique Conqueror Gifts

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Editor.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Okay, Brian, it’s time to shut down your brain, quiet the anxious thoughts and begin to relax—just let it all go... and take a Valium."

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"The classics can be so intimidating."

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

"I know not the exact day nor hour of the second coming...or twenty four other world events."