Quest Conqueror Gifts

Homo Gamus

Gamers

Rage.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Good Luck!

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Toastquest!

Final Exams Tip

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

GCSE's