Conqueror Gifts

Man stood on a Crocodile.

Rage.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Homo Gamus

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Contest to enter the University

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

Computer Gamers.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

No U Turn.

"I just acquired absolute power and you've had it for quite a while now, so tell me... When does the absolute corruption start kicking in?"