Conqueror Pillows

Man stood on a Crocodile.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Contest to enter the University

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

No U Turn.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"