Theorem Conqueror Pillows

Have at you!

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Homo Gamus

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Gamers

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I love fast break business success."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Good Luck!

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Too big to fail

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Back To School

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Final Exams Tip

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

GCSE's

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Contest to enter the University

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Computer Gamers.