Conqueror At Heart Pillows

'It's too nice a day to sit around inside -- why don't you go out and conquer something?'

"Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women. That's what I want for Christmas."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Homo Gamus

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Gamers

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"This can't be good."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Arabian Nights.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Children play with insects in power outages