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City Bank

A long wait

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Your money or your time - Customer Service

"Ooooh, BAD IDEA! I wouldn't try it if I were you. Five years ago, I saw Ben Affleck run his 'Do you know who I am?' game in this very office, and they made him wait an extra THREE HOURS!"

Supermarket traffic lights.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Excuse me, is this the two million items or less line?"

"I thought that once we were up here, we'd finished with doctors' waiting rooms!"

Wimbledon Queue.

"Your call has advanced in the queue, your persistence has been rewarded with an upgrade to premium hold."

Domino Toppling Championship

"Wish me luck, I'm off to the shops to join the socially distanced queues..."

ATM machine - "This wouldn't take so long if you didn't make me hurry."

Bank customers and bank tellers wait in line to meet with each other.

'Consider it karma for not voting for the past 38 years!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Motorist in long queue at petrol station walks over cars to pumps.

'Do you expect me to stand here all day?' - 'No, we close in ten minutes.'

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"When will you be back at the bank?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Gamers

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."